NO, YOU KNOW WHAT THE REAL IRONY IS?

IT'S THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PHONE I STUCK WITH THE POUCH FOR, THAT I DIDN'T PLACE ON A HARD SURFACE AS FAR AS POSSIBLE.

AND I DROPPED IT WHILE IT WAS OUT OF THE POUCH.

COS I WAS GONNA READ A MESSAGE. WHICH I DIDN'T NEED TO, COS I MET THE PERSON EVEN BEFORE SEEING THE MESSAGE.