From a faraway land, with love.

Wah chaoahliazahbengzz my stomach hurts like the councillors who thought they brought sexyback sooo many times at last year's orientation larxzz!
i'm diarrhoea-ing right now, as i'm typing.
This has got to be the pinnacle of mobility in technology. Being able to blog from the toilet bowl at unearthly hours such as this.

Just yesterday my eyes swelled cos of some allergic reaction to whatever.
And all this while the germs have been running a background application in my throat.
I'm so very old and dying indeed, oh i am i am.