i'm a freakin' celebrity.

oh william whatshisname.

your article was shit.

well i didn't like it.

and it gave me hell.

if i fail GP it'd be your fault.

my blood will be all over your hands.

...

ok so it wasn't that bad. it did make some sense, but it revolved around the same freakin' point over and over again! (or so it seems when you try to do a summary and find you only need 3/4s of the given limit to get all the points down.)

and i'd take fame and celebrity, please.

and when i get too famous i'll do the omg i so need to get away on a private exclusive island holiday thing.

right now, however, marcus is THE hawtttest thang on earth.

shoo, go "be alone" and repeat that.

go listen to the "little voices in your head".

and don't you have the "fear of being alone", 'cos the internet will always keep us "connected".

stupid david whatshisname.

hold on, is it william or david?